I take out the dogs in the morning which is much easier in the summer than it is in the winter, both for the dogs and me. Usually it takes me longer to get dressed than it does for the dogs to do their business. Actually Simon has it down to just a couple minutes, but Divot for some reason has not figured out that if she smells every blade of grass or flake of snow she is going to get cold, so most mornings it is me and Simon trying to go back in, but we can't because Divot hasn't done anything. And it's Divot trying to levitate herself above the cold ground and looking at me like I am purposely torturing her, but she will finally do something and in we go, and I get undressed and the dogs go back to bed while I finish getting ready for work. They have the life.
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -Andy Rooney